April Fool's

[LovesChachi]

Just wondered if anyone played any cool jokes on anyone. I had a really great idea to play on the ex and it's as follows: The old oh btw im pregnant hardy har har, but then I got to thinking he might not give me any money this week for the girls so I decided against it!

[Ruckus_227]

[QUOTE=LovesChachi]Just wondered if anyone played any cool jokes on anyone. I had a really great idea to play on the ex and it's as follows: The old oh btw im pregnant hardy har har, but then I got to thinking he might not give me any money this week for the girls so I decided against it![/QUOTE]

Bah. You picked a bad time to have a conscience...lol

One of our techs was out working on a wiring problem on an Altima in the bay in front of the parts dept. When he walked awway to talk to the shop foreman, I borrowed a cig from a fellow employee, lit it and walked out and put it way down in the engine bay. The foreman saw me do it and told the tech, "Hey, you might want to double check your work, I see smoke". The tech turned, cussed his lungs out and ran over to the car, trying to put out the fire. Only to find a cigarette. Everyone had a good laugh at his efforts, but it was in vain. Needless to say, it was priceless!

[fonzi581]

My 7 year old sister woke me up this morning with April Fool's jokes. I wasnt too happy too happy though b/c i was still half asleep.

[sleeper_ferio1]

April Fools = Overrated

[Kennymac]

no one at my work seems to have a sense of humor anymore, so it was just another day...

[Ruckus_227]

[QUOTE=sleeper_ferio1]April Fools = Overrated[/QUOTE]

You just don't know any good pranks...lol

[Ruckus_227]

[QUOTE=Kennymac]no one at my work seems to have a sense of humor anymore, so it was just another day...[/QUOTE]

$hiiiiiit. Don't let that stop you. AS long as you're amused, that's all that matters.

If I had a dollar for everytime I gave a rip what someone else thought....hell, I'd be broke. :)

[LovesChachi]

[QUOTE=Ruckus_227]$hiiiiiit. Don't let that stop you. AS long as you're amused, that's all that matters.

If I had a dollar for everytime I gave a rip what someone else thought....hell, I'd be broke. :)[/QUOTE]

Word thats fo sho!

[69nites]

[QUOTE=LovesChachi]Word thats fo sho![/QUOTE]
your sig makes your posts look much longer/more important than they are :-P

[DaShuk2381]

[QUOTE=69nites]your sig makes your posts look much longer/more important than they are :-P[/QUOTE]

Only because it's me, that's why they look more important.

[LovesChachi]

[QUOTE=69nites]your sig makes your posts look much longer/more important than they are :-P[/QUOTE]

Well thank you Ray....I had to do something to seem more important around here.

[69nites]

OMG chat is Poppin!!!

april fools

get in here you little ****s

[LovesChachi]

Im going through chat withdrawals

[69nites]

[QUOTE=LovesChachi]Im going through chat withdrawals[/QUOTE]
it's hard to shake those

unless you fill your time with something that makes you money :D

[LovesChachi]

[QUOTE=69nites]it's hard to shake those

unless you fill your time with something that makes you money :D[/QUOTE]

Cant we just go to one of those skeevy aol rooms? lol

[tuningcrisis]

My friends and I were planning to cover one of my roommates cars with a few thousand sticky notes, but then it rained and we got lazy...so I didn't really do anything else except for convince my g/f that I had an amazing prank planned for her so all day she was on edge trying to figure it out, but like I said I got lazy so I really had nothing planned.

[Ruckus_227]

[QUOTE=tuningcrisis]My friends and I were planning to cover one of my roommates cars with a few thousand sticky notes, but then it rained and we got lazy...so I didn't really do anything else except for convince my g/f that I had an amazing prank planned for her so all day she was on edge trying to figure it out, but like I said I got lazy so I really had nothing planned.[/QUOTE]


The best prank ever...lol

[O.G.]

i had a small one done to me, but it was good though. me and one of the tech's are always at war with each other. he didnt waste anytime. he comes into work at 8, and immediately comes up to me and says did frank talk to you yet(my boss, and i was off yesterday). so i said no what goin on. he tells me that they're gonna transfer me to another store, one that sees noooooooooooo kind of business what so ever. im flat rate so thats a nightmare. so im walking around the next half hour just saying stuff like expletive this and expletive that, im gonna quit. he lets me mope for about a half hour and with a smirk asks me what day is it. i say its april 1st, its april foo.......you motherexpletiver! you couldn't even say good morning first.

[atcrider14]

[QUOTE=LovesChachi]Just wondered if anyone played any cool jokes on anyone. I had a really great idea to play on the ex and it's as follows: The old oh btw im pregnant hardy har har, but then I got to thinking he might not give me any money this week for the girls so I decided against it![/QUOTE]
wrap tape around the water squirter thing in the sink. i'ts a classic.

[Ruckus_227]

My brother called me last night from Seattle. Out there he works for Homeland Security's immigration division. He told me he spent all day telling immigrants that they're documents are fakes or that they have several warrants for arrest either in this country or their native lands.

Apparentely April Fool's Day in America is not well-liked by potential citizens.

[DaShuk2381]

[QUOTE=Ruckus_227]My brother called me last night from Seattle. Out there he works for Homeland Security's immigration division. He told me he spent all day telling immigrants that they're documents are fakes or that they have several warrants for arrest either in this country or their native lands.

Apparentely April Fool's Day in America is not well-liked by potential citizens.[/QUOTE]

Sorry dude, but if he was joking as in April Fools day, that's not really all that funny.

That's kind of like the courtesy cop who worked at our apt. complex, he came in the office and told us someone got murdered the night before on the property and my boss flips out and starts calling her regional and the police and then he's like, nah I was just messing, April Fools. He thought it was hilarious and we're just like, you're an idiot.

[Ruckus_227]

Actually, it is.

[LovesChachi]

[QUOTE=atcrider14]wrap tape around the water squirter thing in the sink. i'ts a classic.[/QUOTE]

Well I dont really see him letting me in his house alone...so thats out of the question

[trxdam]

Had fun with some customers yesterday. I'm a valet, and i as i pulled the car up I would tell some of them i just got involved in a hit in and run, or i was just in a gun and run high speed chase and the cops and they are to shoot whoever drives this car on site.

I had some fun :)

[Ruckus_227]

[QUOTE=trxdam]Had fun with some customers yesterday. I'm a valet, and i as i pulled the car up I would tell some of them i just got involved in a hit in and run, or i was just in a gun and run high speed chase and the cops and they are to shoot whoever drives this car on site.

I had some fun :)[/QUOTE]


As Shuk would say, "that's not really all that funny".

Actually, yes it is...lol

I find humor in everything...lol

[DaShuk2381]

[QUOTE=Ruckus_227]As Shuk would say, "that's not really all that funny".

Actually, yes it is...lol

I find humor in everything...lol[/QUOTE]

No that is kind of funny.

I'm not trying to be the fun police, but legal immigration is so important to those people that are coming into the country and you have no idea how badly they want to be here to work and have a better life. That's why I'm saying it messed up to sit there and give them crap about fake documents when they are trying to get into the country legally and have probably been working their butts off to do it, unlike so many of the immigrants that are here. They also, and I know we don't have to know because "we're Americans by birth," but they probably know more about this country than any of us put together due to the amount of work you have to do to be considered for legal immigration.

Look at it this way. You're 16, about to get your license for the first time, remember how excited you were? Now imagine you stand in line at the DMV for however many ungodly hours it takes, for me it was 4, then you get all your stuff processed and get to the counter to get your pic taken and they say, oh well sorry, you didn't pass. You'd be upset, I'd be upset, even if it was a joke, it's not really a humorous situation or something that should be joked about, kind of like the situation I described with our idiot cop who came in and said someone had been shot and murdered at our complex.

[tuningcrisis]

I understand what you're saying shuk, and as funny as it shouldn't be...it's still kinda funny. I mean, the immigrant thing a little less than the liscense thing lol

One thing I heard one time that sounded amazing was a time that, I believe it was Opie and Anthony, radio show hosts, or Toucher and Rich, also radio show hosts for all of you who don't but should know them, who said that "Caller #19 would win 100GRAND!"

So caller 19 gets on the line, and they tell him he won. He's freaking out SOOO HAPPY, and then they ask him what he's going to do with it. He obviously starts coming up with all this awesome stuff, and they are just like, no this a 100 GRAND man, I don't think you get it. And so I'm pretty sure he started coming up with like better ideas, and then they finally said no man it's the candy bar, and he flipped out.

I actually just found the link....merry christmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stSodI31hqA